My mom decided we should all go on a diet, so of course, we did.
Reader's Digest promised to help us lose 21lbs in 21 days. Let's see how that goes!

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Day 2

I'm incredibly hungry right now, as I write this. All I've had to eat today was one of those shakes (mixed berries with peanut butter, yo!!!) for breakfast, a bowl of some rather yucky soup--as far as I saw, it had butternut squash, regular squash, and some kind of leafy green, not kale, but something else...--lettuce and cheese, like yesterday, and an apple. 

THIS IS ACTUALLY HARDER THAN IT LOOKS. IF I HAVE TO EAT ANOTHER BOWL OF THAT AWFUL SOUP, I WILL CALL THE FRIGGING DALEKS. AND THEN HOPE THE IMPROBABILITY DRIVE PICKS UP ON THE IMPROBABILITY OF THE LATTER OF THE AFOREMENTIONED EVENTS HAPPENING. 

I
NEED
FOOD
GODDAMMIT
GIVE
IT
TO 
ME 
NOW!!!!

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